It’s Grand by Banjo Paterson – 1902
It’s grand to be a squatter
And sit upon a post,
And watch your little ewes and lambs
A-giving up the ghost.
It’s grand to be a “cockie”
With wife and kids to keep,
And find an all-wise Providence
Has mustered all your sheep.
It’s grand to be a Western man,
With shovel in your hand,
To dig your little homestead out
From underneath the sand.
It’s grand to be a shearer
Along the Darling-side,
And pluck the wool from stinking sheep
That some days since have died.
It’s grand to be a rabbit
And breed till all is blue,
And then to die in heaps because
There’s nothing left to chew.
It’s grand to be a Minister
And travel like a swell,
And tell the Central District folk
To go to, Inverell.
It’s grand to be a socialist
And lead the bold array
That marches to prosperity
At seven bob a day.
It’s grand to be unemployed
And lie in the Domain,
And wake up every second day,
And go to sleep again.
It’s grand to borrow English tin
To pay for wharves and docks
And then to find it isn’t in
The little money-box.
It’s grand to be a democrat
And toady to the mob,
For fear that if you told the truth
They’d hunt you from your job.
It’s grand to be a lot of things
In this fair Southern land,
But if the Lord would send us rain,
That would, indeed, be grand!
No, Thank You, John
I never said I loved you, John:
Why will you tease me, day by day,
And wax a weariness to think upon
With always “do” and “pray”?
You know I never loved you, John;
No fault of mine made me your toast:
Why will you haunt me with a face as wan
As shows an hour-old ghost?
I dare say Meg or Moll would take
Pity upon you, if you’d ask:
And pray don’t remain single for my sake
Who can’t perform that task.
I have no heart?—Perhaps I have not;
But then you’re mad to take offence
That I don’t give you what I have not got:
Use your common sense.
Let bygones be bygones:
Don’t call me false, who owed not to be true:
I’d rather answer “No” to fifty Johns
Than answer “Yes” to you.
Let’s mar our pleasant days no more,
Song-birds of passage, days of youth:
Catch at to-day, forget the days before:
I’ll wink at your untruth.
Let us strike hands as hearty friends;
No more, no less: and friendship’s good:
Only don’t keep in view ulterior ends,
And points not understood
In open treaty. Rise above
Quibbles and shuffling off and on:
Here’s friendship for you if you like; but love,—
No, thank you, John.
